Idk, in my friend group it’s 50-50 for… “Hey, you look less like shit today, did you get a nose job?”
Or
“Good lord, stay away from me with that new haircut. I’m already nursing a semi!”
Now I’m just imaging a breast feeding semi-truck
I feel like there is a moob joke there somewhere, but can’t find it.
The dichotomy of man
Dickotomy
Dicocktomy
Somebody can do better than that, lol
psh i’ll compliment a guy and leave it totally ambiguous.
I’ll compliment a man and French kiss him. Totally ambiguous.
it’s the frenchness. it’s ambiguous because it’s french :3
Here’s an interesting one: kissing a gay guy on the cheek, or letting him kiss you on the cheek is neutral, as long as the guy is out of the closet. Hugging and/or kissing a straight guy is gay.
Omg, a King Missile reference in the wild, how wild!!
And yes, discussing straight sex with the same sex person is gay, I’ve alloys felt that (still nothing wrong with that … well, apart from when the ultra-tryhardwannabe-alpha males do it, ugh, just kiss already and the the charade).
I’ll lovingly kiss a man, and then literally crucify him. Totally ambiguous!
As long as you’re in France this is not gay also if you’re French it’s ok, also if you have ever ate French fries it’s not Gay,.
… or just leave it totally IamBiGayus - to be safe from the potential (mis)assumption that you are French.
I’ve literally never gotten a compliment from a friend. I would find it quite weird if I did.
Pro tip: if all your friends are online and you never show them what you look like, they can never compliment you nor not compliment you. Its a win win!
I updated my profile pic on teams with a professional shot after a fresh shave and a button down.
I’m normally unshaven and in gaming t shirts.
Needless to say I got lots of compliments from both guys and girls in meetings on “cleaning up good” and “looking fresh”
Felt good.
Until you realize that they’re just complimenting the fake you, not the normal, typical you.
Fuck this fake or normal nonsense.
It’s you. There’s you when you’re relaxed, and there’s you when you turn it up. It’s all you.
Just do whatever you feels most you in the moment. Want to be the hot shit on the block, turn it up. Giving no fucks, grab the T.
Yes, but getting comments like this is clearly referring to the difference in the picture.
And given that nobody looks like photo day every day, they’re not saying you actually look better, they’re saying the photo-prepped version looks good.
I’m not saying he’s not the same person or something.
Maybe “fake” was a bad word choice, but I thought the meaning was clear either way.
Eh, I’ve met quite a few people who look better in person than their profile pics. That can work in either direction.
True enough for sure.
This was just a quick mild jab for the sake of humor. Obviously I have no idea how they appear IRL. Maybe it works better with people you know.
I’m not literally trying to drag the guy, for the record.
You mean how you just pointed it out
I started wearing women’s glasses and I cannot go outside without people complementing them. I go out with my gorgeous sexy partner, and people still complement my freaking glasses. They’re translucent pink cat eye frames.
Probably because they draw attention from the rest of your face, jerk!
Hey, sexy glasses, Jerkface!
You can’t do much about your friend’s haircut, but she’s got a couple of ways of getting into that underwear.
Just sayin’.
Don’t let your dreams be dreams.
He can get into her underwear now too. It’s 2025 bruh.
I just offer my friends head. Not gay but their haircut looks good yknow
