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Mfw some mfer tells me “no ethical consumption under capitalism”.
Existential despair is best enjoyed on a full stomach.
Being that guy, first frame, “whence” means “from where.”
Every fourth post on lemmy is the grey squirrel. Don’t be the crack spider’s bitch.
Nature’s way is for the grey squirrel to kill the brown squirrel and take the nuts.
The people who need this message are unfortunately also the people who aren’t going to understand this message.
existential version of https://read.gov/aesop/052.html
Me: Trying to get my work done
News: Musk introduces new Pledge Of Allegiance To The Gulf Of America, to be recited by citizens whenever they buy eggs
Me: Fuck this, why am I trying…
Performance Review: You seem a little distracted
Me: Nope, super focused boss! (shit shit shit, I gotta catch up)
And just like that, the lefty squirrel understood then that capital had some uses that were not entirely evil. But he never admitted this to anyone, not even to himself.
Capital is not that which makes the food, my friend.
Every now and then a blind squirrel gets a backlog of inventory.