Yet another entry from the truth-is-stranger-than-fiction department, as drug-addicted rats have turned Houston’s police evidence storage into their personal stash house.
I’d like to congratulate drugs for winning the war on drugs.
I’d like to nominate those fuckin rats for second prize.
Always knew that they could do it! I have the following message of congratulations for them:
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This little piggy…
In theaters this summer: Cocaine Rats
I’d watch that.
Wasn’t that Frank Zappa’s backing band in the 80s?
Cops: “Get out of there!”
Rats:
Houston Mayor John Whitmire says, “The rats are the only ones enjoying it.”
I 100% believe you, mayor, I absolutely do.
This is obviously a cover-up. The cops would have shot the rats otherwise.
Everybody is blaming the crack rats but no one wants to blame the meth mics.
So it’s not cocaine bear, but cocaine rats???
the rats’ newfound vice has made them tougher than your average rodent.
pigs vs rats, get ready to rumble
Oh yeah, ok, sure bud. All those missing drugs are because of rats.
