• @rustyfish@lemmy.world
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    14810 months ago

    Here is a picture of Erdogan falling off a horse and then getting kicked in the dick by said horse.

    • @mojo_raisin@lemmy.world
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      2210 months ago

      I think it’s safe to assume his nuts got so damaged he needed a ballectomy – Erdogan has not had balls for over a decade.

      • Sibbo
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        1310 months ago

        There are rumours that Hitler had just one ball and did everything he did just to compensate. If that’s true, what can we expect from Erdogan now?

        • @rottingleaf@lemmy.world
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          410 months ago

          … Goering has both but very small, Himmler has something simmler, but poor Goebbels has no bels at all …

      • Tarquinn2049
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        1110 months ago

        Actually if something like that did permanent physical damage, to someone already in that mindset, that could have serious psychological consequences. When was this, has he behaved notably worse since?

        • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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          10 months ago

          after a little googling, I found the video on reddit: https://www.reddit.com/r/gifs/comments/6gadar/turkish_president_erdogan_falling_off_a_horse/

          It was posted 7 years ago and by then it was said that it was 10 years old, so 17 years ago…that would place this ball-busting incident in 2007, he only became presidont in 2014…idk…maybe it’s his origin story (become president to censor the whole internet to hide his 3rd degree ball-trouncing event), like Trump’s correspondents’ dinner or Orban’s being mocked by Juncker or putin’s whole life since 1989.

          • @Mateoto@lemmy.world
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            1010 months ago

            He was prime minister from 2003 to 2014 before initiating a constitutional referendum, creating a presidential system for him in 2014. Ball slapping happened 4 years into his prime minister government.

          • Tarquinn2049
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            410 months ago

            At the very least if there was physical trauma, the mental trauma from it going untreated could definitely lead to trying to compensate for how he feels about it by “trying to be more manly” to prove it didn’t affect him…

  • @cosmicrookie@lemmy.world
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    10 months ago

    Kissing the hand of an elder is a traditional sign of respect in Turkey - notes the Duvar portal.

    That is fair (although weird). Now lets talk about slapping children in the face and giving them money for kissing you!

  • @BackwardMonkey@lemmy.world
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    5510 months ago

    Funny, the more I learn about right wing political strongmen and dictators the even less I like them, in fact, I strongly feel disliking.

    • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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      They are the ultimate posers, every single one of them. They can’t take the slightest appearance of criticism, even if it is coming from an old lady or a child but act #sobrave and #galaxybrain because they think that ignoring rules that make our society function makes them all powerful.

      • @BackwardMonkey@lemmy.world
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        1710 months ago

        It has much to do with deep rooted family culture and sexism, the man is stronk, the man do stuff, the man pays, the man hits. Other men look at political stronk man and say, There, look, a Stronk man!

        • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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          Yea, it’s Pleasantville all over again. I just thought we were over that, but ultraneoliberals have a way of fucking over people and making them lash out in predictable ways that sometimes they try to harness to impose their agenda. Then we fix it e.g. New Deal, WW2, EU…then we forget why we had those protections…liberalize everything again…and back to strongmen at the gates to save us from ourselves by enslaving us. It’s like every hundred years we need a mass human sacrifice to appease the gods of chaos and relearn how to keep societies balanced.

          • @rottingleaf@lemmy.world
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            110 months ago

            …then we forget why we had those protections…

            … because of remembering why we had other protections which were torn down to make these protections …

            That’s how this works. You go to God, get hit by lightning a few times, learn not to approach that guy, then by not approaching that guy get kinda close to Satan, get boiled in oil for some time by bald imps, run away, and at some point forget that there’s another danger, et cetera ad infinitum.

  • teft
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    3310 months ago

    We just went through a global fucking pandemic. Maybe get rid of the idiotic traditions that contributed to the spread of disease.

  • BarqsHasBite
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    10 months ago

    Slap him back.

    If you can’t reach his face, then it’s nutz slappers.

  • شاهد على إبادة
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    10 months ago

    Erdogan threatens Israel

    Posts like this about Erdogan starts showing up

    In fear of losing my Arab card, I don’t want to defend him, but it is suspicious

    • @USNWoodwork@lemmy.world
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      1110 months ago

      Welp this did it. I’m going to need you to go turn in your Arab card down at the Department of Arabic and Islamic Civilizations. Otherwise we’re gonna have to send Akbar and Ahmed over.

    • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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      yes, I’m hasbara, you got me.

      PS: but ok, I sourced this from an odd newspiece somewhere on worldnews on reddit, I can’t prove you’re wrong, but if he did it in the last few days, it is not just a media campaign, it coincided.

    • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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      10 months ago

      Well, I posted here a ridiculous story about angry far right protesters storming military bases in Israel for daring to punish soldiers for rape and the story got summarily removed for not being oniony enough, so I start to understand your suspicions.

  • Wolfeh
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    1210 months ago

    I will praise anyone who slaps him in retribution.

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    Oh, missed Rize in the title. Basically my ancestral homeland occupied by Turks.

    I don’t have stats on how many times his hand was refused that kiss in which area, but I’m proud preventively.

  • @IsThisAnAI@lemmy.world
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    -4910 months ago

    Y’all want to make this your thing you stew over this Wednesday?

    Like I get it. Backwards culture and shit but man it must be a slow news day.

    • @Gsus4@mander.xyzOP
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      Look, I posted this casually to make fun of it…and it got upvoted way more than I expected. End of story. Post what you want to see, I guess, instead of yelling at a cloud.