tities > notities
Came here to say this
R E K E N M A C H I N E
Sounds like a southerner’s word for a calculator.
“Two times three? I reken that’s a five.”
My new speed metal band, but all the songs are actually about math. Our debut album will be Hippasus of Metapontum with the single being Mystic Discourse.
L I V E I N C O N C E R T!!!
ITSSATURDAYNIGHT
Proper name for the torture of mathematics condensed into a single program.
Our Dutch lemming friends rn:
more like :
image description : a dutch person standing in a flat field with two windmills in the background. he is holding a dutch flag and has on a tricorner hat and similar era clothing.
dutch text : wanneer je “Gekoloniseerd” Maar het is een nederlandse sub
🙏
Kokosnoot
As a Dutch person, I can confirm
I wish the Dutch were real 😔
Why does Foto’s have an apostrophe?
I’m not an expert but probably because it’s Dutch
Plural of words ending with a vowel (except “e”) uses the apostrophe.
Only if it’s a short ‘e’, if the pronunciation is long, you do use an apostrophe.
Gotcha, makes sense
Niet omdat het moet, maar omdat het kan
100 hours learning Dutch in duolingo and I still had to go look this up. /smh
Don’t let it go, but let it go
Is that about right?
No, it roughly translates to
Not because i have to, but because I can
Why nut?
Fuck duolingo, if I ever see that bird again I am going to jail for animal abuse
They don’t give you the fun local saying we have here.
I think my favorite one my Dutch buddy told me about was “Helaas pindakaas.” If not that, I also love the insult “droplul.”
Nie omdat ek moet, maar omdat ek kan.
PANIEK
Remember notities.
1 month from now…
Expectation:
“Haha notiddies. Man, what a meme that was!”
Reality:
Me not remembering ever seeing this post in my life.
geef me een klap papa
Not the notities!!!
Hitler so dood.
Lekker met de instellingen klooien
I only know that lekker means cool in Afrikaans and that Afrikaans is very close to Dutch. I’m not versed enough to know if this sentence is in Afrikaans or Dutch.
I also know that “the” is “die” in Afrikaans. Because I saw a book called “die bible” on someone’s table and thought it was a way cooler book than it was. With the “de” I’m back to thinking Dutch?
It’s dutch yeah
Neat
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