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The Picard ManeuverM to memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

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  • Ech
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    100•1 year ago

    ‘Thy’ means ‘Your’.

    • @Cornelius_Wangenheim@lemmy.world
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      10•1 year ago

      Specifically the singular version of your. You used to be plural version only.

    • The Pantser
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      -10•1 year ago

      *Thou then

      • Ech
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        29•1 year ago

        That would make it “Take ‘you’ money”.

      • @GreyEyedGhost@lemmy.ca
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        5•1 year ago

        Thine.

        • @captainlezbian@lemmy.world
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          4•1 year ago

          Meine

    • gordon
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      -28•1 year ago

      And? It still works.

      • @ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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        34•1 year ago

        It makes sense, but doesn’t follow the format of the meme, which uses “my” (as you, no doubt, already knew).

        • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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          35•1 year ago

          Silence thyself and take mine wealth?

          (Can’t use taketh, it’s like takes, not take)

          • Magister Sieran
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            18•1 year ago

            “Mine” before a vowel, “my” before a consonant.

            • @Mouselemming@sh.itjust.works
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              11•1 year ago

              Oh! That’s why it seemed off. Okay, “take mine earnings” would be okay then?

              • TeNppa
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                1 year ago

                “Earnings” is a consonant and “earn” would be the vowel. Sorry my Bad!

                • Tier 1 Build-A-Bear 🧸
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                  4•1 year ago

                  Something tells me you got consonants and vowels mixed up with nouns and verbs. E is always a vowel lol

            • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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              6•1 year ago

              But never mine within a bowel.

              • Capt. Wolf
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                6•1 year ago

                Or do… We don’t kink shame here…

                • @Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world
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                  6•1 year ago

                  As long as you’re wearing a helmet and have a canary, I guess 🤷

  • @Broken_Monitor@lemmy.world
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    43•1 year ago

    Monty Python and Futurama is the crossover I never knew I wanted

    • DrSleepless
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      16•1 year ago

      Your father was a hamster and your mother smelled like Slurm!

    • @ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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      6•1 year ago

      Professor Arthur: Good news, everyone! We’re going on a quest to find the Holy Grail.

      Sir Robender: I’m not going. Bite my shiny metal armor.


      Sir Leelancelot: Please! I saw the Grail from outside! Show it to me!

      Branniganthrax: Oh, I’ll show it to you. How would you like some… [Steps closer] peril?

      Leelancelot and Kifalahad: Ugh.


      Hermes the Bridge Guardian: The bureaucracy requires me to ask you these questions three, ere the other side you see.

      Sir Fry-celot: Ask me the questions, bridge-keeper. I am not afraid.

      Hermes: What…is your name?

      Fry: Sir Fry-celot the Stupid.

      Hermes: What…is your quest?

      Fry: I dunno, something about a cup? I wasn’t listening.

      Hermes: [sighs] What…is your favorite color?

      Fry: Purple-orange.

      Hermes: Good enough. Go ahead.

      Robender: What?! THAT’S EASY!


      Zoidbergé: Your mother was a hamster and your father smelled of elderberries. Mmmm, elderberries.

      Professor Arthur: Ugh. Uh, well, tell your Lord…

      Zoidbergé: Now go away or I will taunt you a second time! Woo-woo-woo-woo!


      Fry-thur: One…two…five!

      Leelancelot: Three, Fry.

      Fry-thur: What?

      [Explosion]


      Fry-thur: Whoa, that’s cool. What’s your name?

      Enchantress: There are some who call me…Amy?

      Fry-thur: Dope.

      Amy: I know, right?


      Narrator: Right then, the animator suffered a fatal heart attack.

      Matt Groenig (live action): I’ll never die.

      • @NewAgeOldPerson@lemmy.world
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        1•1 year ago

        I just watched this in my head. Thank you.

        • @ilinamorato@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          Glad you enjoyed it! It was fun to write. And it definitely got away from me.

    • @Klear@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      - She turned you into a newt?
      - It’s okay. I had another guy.

  • @CosmicTurtle0@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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    26•1 year ago

    It’s real

    3D printer files linked in the article.

    • ChaoticNeutralCzech
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      5•1 year ago

      CNC machining often uses the same filetypes. I don’t know how long 3D printed parts would work here.

      • @uis@lemm.ee
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        1•1 year ago

        Often I see CNC machining use CSG formats, while 3d printing boundary representation formats.

    • _NoName_
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      1•1 year ago

      Looks like I can avoid plastic by printing some templates and using a band saw. Probably will have to do some redesigning to make it work on my bike since I have shocks up front and a rack in the back.

  • @Hedup@lemm.ee
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    13•1 year ago

    Here’s the video:

    https://redirect.invidious.io/watch?v=41XUG09vYEQ

  • @Hobbes_Dent@lemmy.world
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    12•1 year ago

    “You’re using coconuts!”

    “Yes.”

  • @gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    Where did you get the coconuts?

    • Bahnd Rollard
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      5•1 year ago

      We found them!

      • @Iampossiblyatwork@lemmy.world
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        7•1 year ago

        In Mercia?!

        • @kofe@lemmy.world
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          5•1 year ago

          Are you suggesting coconuts migrate!?

          • @gedaliyah@lemmy.world
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            3•1 year ago

            The swallow flies south in the winter but these are not strangers in our land.

            • @lud@lemm.ee
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              1•1 year ago

              Are you suggesting coconuts migrate?

    • @Sam_Bass@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      Cut the handles off a couple of plastic coffee cups and use those

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