Nebraska Spider-Man needs this:
Ballooning, sometimes called kiting, is a process by which spiders, and some other small invertebrates, move through the air by releasing one or more gossamer threads to catch the wind, causing them to become airborne…
Lovely new fear unlocked
BALLOONING-SPIDER-MAN: THREAT OR MENACE?
- JJ Jameson
Don’t forget your umbrella when ꞨꝐĪĐɆꞦꞨ ꞦȺĪꞤ ĐꝊⱲꞤ ꝊꞤ ɎꝊɄ
Sounds leisurely!
Was gonna make a comment about webs as a sling shot and gliding but clearly nature has a way better solution.
Or like Wonder Woman in that terrible sequel where she just suddenly whips across the clouds.
maybe wind was blowing other way
He’s out of breath because being in a car-dependent area doesn’t afford him opportunities for exercise.
Knew it would be NJB before clicking :D
I thought ir would be city nerd lol
This is an actual plot point of some old Spider-Man stories.
Also, old spider man 2 for PS2. God I hate the parks and low raise buildings in that game.
Wasn’t there another character that had something similar happen?
They were lured into an environment where their powers would be useless and they’re just like “pfft bitch thought” and started ripping shit straight outta the ground.
I wanna say magneto but I honestly can’t remember
I think it was static shock, he rips pipes under a park i guess…
That sounds accurate.
I think I saw something like that. Maybe even multiple times. Always awesome.
Unfortunately, a corn stalk can only get you so far.
Nebraska Spidermen make do
Super unrealistic!
Fat Spiderman could never get a cab out here on the Prairies, he would show up in a battered farm truck and empty beer cans would fall out when he opened the door
The robber looks properly confused
So am I.
Italian Spider-Man https://vimeo.com/42254051
And if you like that, the same group did a TV show called Danger 5 which is MORE unhinged and awesome
That was awesome. Shades of Kung Fury.
I need…Nebraska
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It’s The Stig’s American cousin!
