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@Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Wise words from Toys R Us

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Wise words from Toys R Us

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@Clbull@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @bus_factor@lemmy.world
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    Looks like someone cropped out the K. $600k. You can save up to $600k. Kids are expensive.

    • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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      11•1 year ago

      It’s like having an exotic pet that tries to emotionally manipulate you

      • Drusas
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        9•1 year ago

        Kids are like the least exotic pet out there.

        • Brave Little Hitachi Wand
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          7•1 year ago

          I could save up and buy a savannah cat every decade. But there’s only one person who’s ever going to be my kid. You know what I think when I look at my kid?

          “There he goes. One of God’s own prototypes. A high-powered mutant of some kind never even considered for mass production. Too weird to live, and too rare to die.”

          That’s an exotic pet. Fuck a leopard.

          • @WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world
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            7•1 year ago

            Maybe if you hadn’t fucked a leopard your kid wouldn’t have been so weird.

            • @nilloc@discuss.tchncs.de
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              Anyone who would fuck a leopard seems likely to have a weird kid no matter who/what they have it with.

          • Drusas
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            When it comes to pets, exotic refers to uncommon. Kids are the most common of pets.

            • @bus_factor@lemmy.world
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              In a lot of US cities, I think dogs have surpassed kids as the more common pet.

              • Drusas
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                Seems to be the case here in Seattle and I very much approve. I’m one of those people, in fact. My dogs are so much quieter and easier to train than children are.

                • @bus_factor@lemmy.world
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                  Easier to train than adult dog owners, too! A truly impressive amount of Seattle dog owners think “no dogs allowed on the play field” means “designated off-leash dog park”.

    • @Death_Equity@lemmy.world
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      They were right, an abortion usually costs like $580. Throw in cost of gas and a milkshake, right at $600.

    • @Driveway4964@lemmy.world
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      Somebody cropped off the “R” from the top left corner too!

  • @Mycatiskai@lemmy.ca
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    12•1 year ago

    It cost me $600 to never have to pull out again.

  • @SPRUNT@lemmy.world
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    10•1 year ago

    This is the campaign that eventually led to them going bankrupt.

  • @Kusimulkku@lemm.ee
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    Rabies R Us

    Hmm

  • WashedOver
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    One of my favourite questions to ask friends with kids when they are complaining what little sh8ts they are is: are you sure it’s too late to abort?

    • @Everythingispenguins@lemmy.world
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      5•1 year ago

      I just suggest a foundling wheel

  • @TheDeepState@lemmy.world
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    3•1 year ago

    Unzip

  • @doctorcrimson@lemmy.world
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    Oh man. RIP Toys R Us. I hope who ever bought/buys your branding makes good use of it.

  • @Vespair@lemm.ee
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    deleted by creator

  • ANON
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    Removed by mod

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