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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago

Eat it!

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Eat it!

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@return2ozma@lemmy.world to Dank Memes@lemmy.world • 1 year ago
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  • @burgersc12@sh.itjust.works
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    14•1 year ago

    Is this the real account? Can never tell whats real anymore

    • @Imgonnatrythis@sh.itjust.works
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      22•1 year ago

      Looks legit. Shitheadsteve is the ceo of taco bell

      • @burgersc12@sh.itjust.works
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        3•1 year ago

        Ahh, thanks for informing me!

      • @root_beer@midwest.social
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        1•1 year ago

        His full name is “Shithead” Steve Taco Bell

  • @Psythik@lemmy.world
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    14•1 year ago

    I’ll never understand why they don’t just put the cheese directly on top if the meat so it gets all melty and delicious. That’s how I do my tacos at home: It goes meat, cheese, hot sauce, lettuce, cilantro, then pico, in that order. Don’t forget to fry shells yourself using corn tortillas. Don’t buy that pre-made Old El Paso bullshit.

    And now I want to make tacos.

    • Captain Poofter
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      19•1 year ago

      The real answer is because they don’t look as good. Marketing decided they look sad and pathetic if all you can see is lettuce, since the amount of cheese and meat is so small anyways. They want you to SEE it has cheese. They don’t care if you can’t taste it because it’s on your lap.

    • @PineRune@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      I put the cheese first, then meat on top to melt it and make the meat stick to the tortilla.

  • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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    11•1 year ago

    The far superior Crunchwrap Supreme was practically engineered to solve every case of taco mishap imaginable. Crunchy, tasty, and sh*t doesn’t fly everywhere when you bite into it. It even keeps your hands relatively clean. If you must eat in your car, this is the way to go.

    The only flaw is it doesn’t have a good way to inject hot/medium/mild sauce into the envelope, and I’m pretty sure you can’t order it prepared that way.

    • @AngryCommieKender@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      You can. I worked at Taco Bell, and our managerial training had/has an entire module that boils down to: “if we can reasonably do it, and the customer asks, then do it.”

      • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        3•1 year ago

        This is a game changer. Thank you.

    • @BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
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      3•1 year ago

      Double decker taco did it too

      • @dejected_warp_core@lemmy.world
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        2•1 year ago

        That’s the one with the soft taco shell bean-glued to the outside? Solid compromise to prevent taco-shell shrapnel from ejecting all over your lap. Doesn’t fix OP’s cheese problem though.

        • @BowtiesAreCool@lemmy.world
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          2•1 year ago

          I mean every taco I eat I just kinda push it all down a little bit and it’s usually fine

  • @ieightpi@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Wait Taco Bell actually tweeted this?

    • ArxCyberwolf
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      11•1 year ago

      Photoshop, inspect element both exist… so probably not.

      • @ieightpi@lemmy.world
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        4•1 year ago

        I’m usually not this gullible

        • ArxCyberwolf
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          2•1 year ago

          Happens to all of us sometimes lol

  • @TwoBeeSan@lemmy.world
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    5•1 year ago

    Cheese on top is OK, just gotta melt it. Acts as a sorta glue. Without melting? Yeah get fucked

    • @ZoopZeZoop@lemmy.world
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      1•1 year ago

      Needs more, too. Won’t be enough to make the net otherwise.

  • One2many
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    4•1 year ago

    deleted by creator

    • @Tikiporch@lemmy.world
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      4•1 year ago

      Burrito baby, wrap that taco in swaddling clothes.

  • HubertManne
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    4•1 year ago

    the cheese is garbage. order all regular tacos fresca style.

  • Justas🇱🇹
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    2•1 year ago

    Taco Hell

  • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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    -1•1 year ago

    Eating in your car is nasty

    • @GluWu@lemm.ee
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      13•1 year ago

      Waiting longer than 45 seconds to eat tacobell is even nastier tho

      • @Coreidan@lemmy.world
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        -3•1 year ago

        Thats because Taco Bell is disgusting. The thought of eating that garbage is even nastier then eating in your car.

        • SatansMaggotyCumFart
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          1•1 year ago

          That’s why I eat in my car.

          It is not as nasty as your car.

        • @Echo5@lemmy.world
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          1•1 year ago

          There’s some video out on YouTube where the guy eats it for like a month straight and actually does alright. Apparently they’ve been sneakily swapping out ingredients to make it healthier over an extended period of time. So feel better about eating it! (/s?)

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