• UnderpantsWeevil@lemmy.world
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    3 months ago

    0% off: I sleep

    10% off: eye-crack

    25% off: gentle stirring

    33% off: lean up on elbow

    50% off: tentatively reaching for wallet

    70% off: Urgh to purchase… rising.

    80% off: Real Shit

    90% off: STFU, and Take My Money

    It gets me every time.