darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agoELI5: If vampires don't eat garlic, how do they survive winter?message-squaremessage-square18linkfedilinkarrow-up115arrow-down121
arrow-up1-6arrow-down1message-squareELI5: If vampires don't eat garlic, how do they survive winter?darklamer@lemmy.dbzer0.com to Ask Lemmy@lemmy.world · 5 months agomessage-square18linkfedilink
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up40arrow-down1·5 months agoGarlic is not required to survive winter.
minus-squareAbouBenAdhem@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up22arrow-down1·5 months agoFound the vampire.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up8·5 months agoI’m pale because the sun sets in November.
minus-squarecompostgoblin@slrpnk.netlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up4·5 months agoOnly if you’re okay with bland soups.
minus-squaretoomanypancakes@lemmy.worldlinkfedilinkEnglisharrow-up6arrow-down2·5 months agoSomeone’s never experienced a rough winter.
minus-squarexmunk@sh.itjust.workslinkfedilinkarrow-up7·5 months agoThe majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
minus-squareHikingVet@lemmy.calinkfedilinkarrow-up3·edit-25 months agoThat’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
minus-square𝕽𝖚𝖆𝖎𝖉𝖍𝖗𝖎𝖌𝖍@midwest.sociallinkfedilinkarrow-up1·5 months agoMinnesota, here. -50°F isn’t common, but it happens once or twice a winter. Winters are getting warmer, though. Might as well live in Florida, these days. The coldest it got this week was -5°F. Pathetic.
Garlic is not required to survive winter.
Found the vampire.
I’m pale because the sun sets in November.
Only if you’re okay with bland soups.
There are other spices.
Someone’s never experienced a rough winter.
I am Canadian.
The majority of the world doesn’t have access to maple syrup blood infusions - we can’t give out our miracle cure to everyone.
That’s a them problem for not planting sugar maples. We tried to tell them, but nOOOooo, they just had to use corn syrup. Enjoy your bland pancakes.
Minnesota, here. -50°F isn’t common, but it happens once or twice a winter.
Winters are getting warmer, though. Might as well live in Florida, these days. The coldest it got this week was -5°F. Pathetic.