That would be a fantastic wrapping paper for birthday.Picturing the Mythbusters team with a radar gun.
Not if you’re Homelander…
This is why you should not ejaculate in a school zone.
Probably in bad taste…but that give new meaning to Watch For Slow Kids.
Damn , your mom must have CTE from all the shots to the head .
Seriously pulling a your mom joke? How many cob webs were on that mofo? Or should I be asking how old are you?
Your mom jokes are still funny and probably always will be. Hell, they’ve been doing it for centuries.
Even faster if you’re doing it in a plane
Reminds me of that ‘joke’ about Superman lol
You just told yourself, and only yourself, a joke.
Well I don’t even know if it’s a joke, but just something about Superman’s spunk traveling as fast as he can, and how it would wreak havoc during some intimate moments causing some carnage or something to that extent. I don’t even know. Maybe it’s just something my dad was joking about when I was younger.
It’s a short story by Larry Niven
That was a risky click.
Holy crap. Well that explains a lot with that memory. Dad used to read a ton of sci-fi. I was actually just commenting about Larry Niven and my dad in another post, The one that was asking why nobody has redone Dante’s inferno in the 20th century.
e: I think he either must have read me the story or paraphrased it to me when I was younger, I’m going to have to bring this up next time we’re having a meal together lol. I read the entire short story you posted (very short! I read it while eating a carrot for breakfast!), and so much of it brings back more memories :) what a fun concept it explores, thank you so much for sharing the link, this made my morning!
Glad to hear it! Maybe you can get into reading short stories with him :)
Living up to your user name in being awesome <3
