LPT: using a small vibrator on your sinuses can also help. It loosens the mucus up like shaking ketchup in a bottle.
Had a sinus congestion, rubbed one out, gone. Shit works.
Wank your way to wellness.
There’s this old Finnish saying: “Nuha lähtee nussimalla” which translates roughly to “Fucking gets rid of flu”. Guess there’s some truth to that, then.
Orgasm via zebra stampede was not tested in the study, therefore it cannot be asserted that this method has the same result.
Is that to be understood verbatim, or is it a euphemism for something?
It’s to be understood verbatim AFAIK :D
Why not write orgasm relieves sinus congestion? Do we need to codify how orgasm arrives? What about a stampede of angry zebras? That usually does the trick for me
If a stampede of zebra’s gets you off more power to you.
Because it doesn’t work on Furries.
My gosh. Imagine how fucking congested I would be.
You should find a place where nobody can see you first, though. Don’t ask me how I know
Gives a whole new meaning to “unclogging those pipes”
Hell really makes you see porno a different way when the “handyman” come a knockin.
So other forms of orgasm offer no such relief?
Wet dreams? Though when I’m sick, congestion seems to disappear when I sleep (only to return after I wake up.) So if that’s normal and if wet dreams have some kind of decongestant property, we may never know.
Are there other forms of orgasm? Apart from spontaneous orgasms
Yeah they say an orgasm is like eight sneezes
But I feel so bad after a sneezing fit from allergies.
That tracks I feel bad when the PNC hits
(He walks in, wearing an un-flattering speedo)
“Hey, babe. You ready for a good time?”
“Oh. God. Honey…please, not now, I have a splitting headache. I’ve had this stuffed up nose and it feels like I haven’t been getting enough air all day.”
“I have good news for you, and great news for me.”I can get rid of it in 30 seconds ;)
That is a bold claim.
Oh hello Mr Police Officer, I know this is a bus but I was really congested.
-Johnson, if you are sick you shouldn’t have come into work!
-No problem Boss! Gimme two minutes to grease the lightning and I’ll be ready for that sales call!
LMFAO I can actually seeing this happen in an office with cubicles and such.
Hold up… is there a way to orgasm that doesn’t require sex or masturbation in some form?
People on the internet have lead me to believe that you can meditate yourself into a hands free orgasm but i personally can’t be bothered to find out if that’s real. Who knows, maybe it wouldn’t even work for me.
Think your a little bit to young for me to tell you. Though ask your Proctologist
That would still be masturbation?
Not if you do it right 😏
I thought everybody knew this…
though it has a 50% chance of increasing your sinus pressure and make it feel like the only way to release the pressure is by scooping your brains out of your eye socket with a spoon.
