You’re allowed anything on the planet
No there is no clever way to use this meal to escape your fate
1 cubic meter of pure gold, sliced into bite sized cubes, completely enclosed in a nice icing, and not that fondant stuff.
Leftovers are to go to my family.
Like suodiu, but gold.
I had not heard of that, but yes.
Heck, I might swallow one or two. My family can deal with my body as they wish. (Not sure if cremation would melt it)
Jeff bezos roasted in a bronze bull with a pinch of lemon and some butter.
Often, restrictions require a prisoner to choose foods that are available within the prison system or that cost less than a preset limit. Prisoners are usually denied requests that include alcohol or tobacco products.
RIP to the commenters.
That’s why OP specified that it’s anything, instead of normal or reasonable rules: to get fun answers.
32 ounces of medium rare ribeye steak, bowl of spaghetti with alfredo sauce, 30 chicken wings (10 buffalo, 10 BBQ and 10 garlic butter), 750 of eagle rare 17 year bourbon, pint of peanut butter ice cream and a 2 liter of Dr. pepper.
Cheeky 30k bottle of booze in there, are you working on that through the meal or is that the grand finale?
I edited because I realized I had the 17 year before not the 30. Did a quick google of the oldest eagle rare because thats what I thought I had. Turns out it was a 17. So the low low price of like 2 grand instead 😉. It’ll be sipped throughout and then demolished when I’m ready.
And you can’t be executed until you’ve finished all your spinach?
How much spinach are you talking here
All of it!
Provided I have a little while to eat…
A slice of bacon and cheddar quiche with real pie crust.
Chorizo breakfast burrito.
Pork green chili over fresh made tortillas and crunchy hash browns.
Two slices of Oscar Meyer bologna on the cheapest white bread one can buy, with a small handful of plain lays potato chips.
Peanut butter and half a cosmic crisp apple.
A bag of ruffles potato chips with onion soup mix dip.
A new York strip with garlic mashed potatoes and onion strings.
A small sourdough bread bowl of western clam chowder.
A bowl of ramen with garlic tonkatsu broth and two soy eggs.
Carbonara with some garlic bread.
Cobb salad with blue cheese dressing, no olives.
Apple crumble with vanilla bean ice cream.
An ice cold Dr pepper, an ice cold barqs root beer, a large glass of milk, and a few liters of southern sweet tea.I would probably want to smoke crack. Not like I can get hooked and ruin my life if I’m on death row already.
Fair one, make sure to ask for enough that if you do get hooked, you’re covered until it’s your time to shine
Depending on how you are being executed it might make the lethal injection more prolonged and painful
- ten pounds of laxative chocolate
- enough acid and molly to set my brain on fire
- ipecac capsule as a petit four that can be taken on my way to the execution chamber
I’m going the same way I came. covered in shit, vomiting, and screaming to go back.
You entered this world covered in shit? ಠ_ಠ
…😐
we all do. babies still piss and shit inside the embryonic sack. it’s rare for shitting, but it does happen.
The living face of Steven Miller.
Honestly for me, I think I’d want a Berlin gemuse kebab, probably the Mustafa’s one (mit käse of course) given I’ve got a lot of good memories attached to it.
Serve it up with a nice citrusy IPA
Probably finish with a tiramisu made by an Italian nonna
100 lbs of saffron
What’s your ideal serving suggestion for that?
I don’t want to eat it, I just want my execution to be hella expensive
Root beer float, mozzarella sticks, an Arby’s beef n’ cheddar, and a medium pizza from my favorite local place with the little grease-cup pepperonis, mushrooms, and 12 tabs of acid.
Nice, to be clear, is the acid included in the pizza topping list or separate?
As a topping. A little paper eating isn’t gonna matter at that point.
Nothing fancy- Corned beef hash, eggs over easy, with swiss cheese melted on top and a nice cup of black coffee.
Just a ton of bacon, egg, potato, and cheese breakfast burritos with some good salsa, a pile of churros, and 100 cans of Juicy IPA.
Edit: Hell, with the state of things right now, give me a guarantee that I would get that as my final meal and I’ll do a crime that’ll get me there.
Corpse Reviver No. 2
That will be all, thanks.
