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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago

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Chippys_mittens@lemmy.world to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 2 days ago
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  • Apytele@sh.itjust.works
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    One of my points of pride is actually using my teeth. A light scrape or nibble dramatically increases tactile sensitivity and emotional intensity. If you know how to simultaneously integrate the tongue and lips properly you can really leverage that “crazy girl sex” that drives dudes fucking nuts. I may have had years of therapy but there’s a few holdovers just because crazy girls do it better. The other big thing is gregariousness because once you learn to use it with real day-to-day support and respect for people it just magnifies it.

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    Humans lack many sharp teeth and have unimpressive jaw strength. It’s a much more beautiful show of trust with my dog.

    • /home/pineapplelover@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Holy fuck last sentence

    • Chippys_mittens@lemmy.worldOP
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      Wonderful

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      ಠ_ಠ

  • anon_8675309@lemmy.world
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    Nah, she takes her teef out first.

    • harambe69@lemmy.dbzer0.com
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      Ben Frank approves

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      You haven’t loved until you have had a gummi

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    But the bear trap also has this soft tentacle-like that can make your flesh stick feel good.

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      Perhaps the danger is what makes it hot.

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    Who was the first man who was like “I wanna put my dick in the place for tearing meat”???

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      Oral sex definitely predates humans as a species, almost all social primates do it

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        Huh, I haven’t heard of that. I know they did other stuff but I didn’t know that sloppy top was one of them. What about cunnilingus?

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          What about cunnilingus?

          They certainly don’t seem to mind it, at least.

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          Good question

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      Honestly I’m kinda thinking the chick came up with the idea.

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      Adam

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    I also see hoomans as collections of their individual pieces and am disgusted by their carbon-based appendages. One tried “speaking” to me by contracting disgusting throat muscles while exhaling air and flapping their boney-ingestion bear trap hole in strange ways. I saw small clouds of bacteria, viruses, and spit fly out of this hole. It was all very terrifying but I was horny. Worked out fine. Flesh bag’s aren’t so bad.

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      They’re Made Out of Meat https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=7tScAyNaRdQ

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    muscles

    ?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??
    Are dicks supposed to have 6-packs?
    Or is there a secret fellatio technique that includes pelvis-deep sucking?

    boneless

    So not a werewolf.

    highly sensitive

    So not a true manwhore.

    flesh

    So not AI.

    • StupidBrotherInLaw@lemmy.world
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      The penis and scrotum are encased in a thin layer of smooth muscle called the dartos fascia. It’s what causes the foreskin to close at end and the scrotum to wrinkle up when cold instead of just hanging like an empty sack when the testicles retract for warmth.

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      6 pack PPs is a cool band name.

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        yoink

        • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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          yank

          Their new hit single

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            Such a good title that you jacked it

            • Evil_Shrubbery@thelemmy.club
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              Beat it like it owed me money

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                Best it like your PP

    • CultLeader4Hire@lemmy.world
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      Only himbos have sensitive dicks?

    • Sonicdemon86@lemmy.world
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      ?? What kind of prehensile pps are y’all having??

      So your penis doesn’t point up when hard?

      highly sensitive So not a true manwhore.

      So being punched in the dick doesn’t hurt more than being hit in the arm? Then again most men have their foreskin removed as a child so maybe that is why it yours is not sensitive like it should be.

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        Hey, getting hit in the arm hurts!!

        But no, I can’t really grip an object, only smash it.

        most men

        Idk

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          I’m in America, so I went off of numbers that I know of here, my bad. Being uncut in a county where most are it is hard to talk to a doc when most are cut.

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            (*USA - but I’m sad to hear you are having doctor issues, that shouldn’t be)

            A hoodie on a muscular figure is a fierce look!!

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    Someone actually gets it. Like every other sexual act it is an act of trust.

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    It’s called a ring gag…

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    According to one ep I listened to from Last Podcast on the Left, hard PPs are difficult to cut off.

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    comprising

    not comprised of

    friggin’ dunce

  • Sv443@sh.itjust.works
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    And chock full of germs that will give you an infection in probably the worst spot of the entire body.

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    feels good man

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