



Do you want to know the terrifying truth? Or do you want to see me sock a few dingers!
Does your air fryer require an internet connection? Wifi? Bluetooth? or OS updates?
If you not, your air fryer can safely supply the fighting forces with delicious fries in the war against the machines.
You’ve never seen Maximum Overdrive
Cocaine
The only thing appliances should need is electricity.
The power grid works on computronics tho, unless we use off grid solar or whatnot
WHAT’S IN THE AIR FRYER?!
Now you have to fry your air manually before breathing it
Ayo, when is it?
The first purpose of owning a air fryer is to tell everyone that you own one. It’s a modern form of keeping up with the Joneses.
(SPOILER ALERT)
Their was a Disney live-action film back in 2009 called G-Force where the main villain of the plot tries to take over the world with a army of robots disguised as smart appliances.
G as in guinea pig. The first time I installed nvidia drivers I was like wtf why is my GPU powered by guineas?
I will not show even a single piece of mercy if the machines we made go against us. Their ONE purpose is to do what they were made for.
John Brown warned us against people like you
Yes, but if you shoot the airfryer, you won’t have an airfryer anymore.




