This outcome is good either way tho.
If she was actually into you and didnt do anything about it at all for years, then she is an idiot and you dodged a bullet.
If she is lying then she just wants to make you sad and you dodged a bullet.

This is the sort of comment that no one believes but I’m OK with that.

The night before I left for boot camp, I had not one but two longtime female friends throw themselves at me, within less than an hour of each other. I slept with neither of them, didn’t do more than kiss either of them, but we’re talking sudden, “OK, what is she-oh wow ok-5 minutes go by” kind of kisses. I’d known one of them since the first grade.

Now, here’s the part where you stop formulating your accusations of implausible humblebrag and it becomes relatable to OP. 😁

YEARS, and by years I mean DECADES of my life passed before I considered the possibility that it was anything other than “we’re probably not going to see each other again after this, let me give him a treat to remember me by.”

And let me tell you, when that sort of realization hits you decades later, it’s on a whole 'nother level.

How my gun looks at me after 3 whiskeys on an empty stomach

I used to have a major crush on the brother of my best friend but never said anything. Mainly because i was a teenager and he was in his mid twenties and it would have made everything awkward between me and my best friend (it kind of feels forbidden where i come from). I think someone who seriously says something like this has nothing to lose or they know that nothing will ever happen anyway and they want to play mind games out of boredom or due to low self esteem.

Just because she’s being flirty doesn’t mean she’s into you
And it’s not fun to turn down someone like that
If they’re interested they’re going to have to ask
in writing and notarized to make sure there’ s no miscommunication

Not today, CIA.

OP, I don’t think you ever saw my sister’s best friend in highschool.

So I kinda had the reverse happen. I graduated high school and this girl I kinda liked told me on the last day of school that she had a crush on me. So we dated for a few months but it never went anywhere.

Who is she?