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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago

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SSUPII@sopuli.xyz to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world · 11 months ago
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  • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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    adding the best part of a sandwich is superfluous now huh

    • SSUPII@sopuli.xyzOP
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      and masturbatory

      • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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        I thought adding semen was masturbatory

        • ccunning@lemmy.world
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          We’re all just semen and egg sammies after all…

          • webghost0101@sopuli.xyz
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            Are vegetarians allowed to swallow? (Sorry)

        • MajinBlayze@lemmy.world
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          Use fertilized eggs

        • Billegh@lemmy.world
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          Other way around

          • Eager Eagle@lemmy.world
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            adding masturbation is sementory?

            • xx3rawr@sh.itjust.works
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              semenary

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        Masturbating is fun, Superfluo is SuperCool. How much can one(1) additional egg win?!

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        Breakfast sandwiches are, indeed, pleasurable.

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    Masturbatory? Am I not trying to pleasure myself by eating delicious food?

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      deleted by creator

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    I’m more of a ‘Over medium egg on my Burger’ kind of guy myself, but no judgement. Breakfast sandwiches are the bomb, but the breakfast burger from Whataburger reigns supreme. Now I sound like a fucking ad. Ugh.

  • This is fine🔥🐶☕🔥@lemmy.world
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      The one starting with it or the one ending in it? Because both are very likely

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