“we have middle aged over weight man at home” At home “Dad”
i am a simple man with simple desires.
one shiny middle-aged man, please
There’s a growing popularity for the Divorced Dad’s trading card game here in the states. My local game shop hosts the occasional game night for it.
I think they went too realistic, maybe they could have taken some liberty with his figure. Not fat shaming because I have the same figure but I wouldn’t want a doll of myself either.
At least in Japan the middle aged men card trading game is a thing:
https://www.tokyoweekender.com/entertainment/middle-aged-man-trading-cards-go-viral-in-japan/
There’s a growing popularity for the Divorced Dad’s trading card game here in the states. My local game shop hosts the occasional game night for it.
Honestly though this is such a funny toy might buy it for posterity
[off topic]
Back before “Better Call Saul” was launched, I was in a comic store. They had Breaking Bad action figures. I asked the clerk if a lot of kids were buying the Saul Goodman doll.
I learned that Saul was actually a good seller; there were plenty of real life lawyers who brought him.
Would you trust a lawyer with a Saul Goodman sitting on their desk?
Lord knows I would
That lawyer would do anything for a client.
“Your Honor, we plead Oopsie-daisy”
With cock and ball torture codpiece action!
Jack Black needs to be contained after learning how to do cock pushups while filming Tenacious D
Don’t forget that Power Slide and other techniques that were developed in hell
Jack Black is that you?
It literally is.
This is an action figure. So this is literally, figuratively Jack Black.
An action figure that looks like they have not seen any action outside of the kitchen for decades.
We could call this an Inaction figure.
Now I want AI to generate an Inaction Man comic.
It’s better than the overly done Lebron james matel doll
Representation matters
Dickstrap
Archie McPhee has action figures like this. Action accountant, Action waitress… dunno if they have Action computer gamer yet.
There are so many people who don’t seem to understand what “middle aged” means. It means halfway to your life expectancy. So maybe 40, considering the average man in this country dies in their 70s. Jack Black is past middle age at 55.
Nah, middle age is not on specific age. Its the middle third of life span.
Commodified obesity
