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FreshLight to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago

Hopefully, Future School Kids Will Have to Write Essays About This

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Hopefully, Future School Kids Will Have to Write Essays About This

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FreshLight to Lemmy Shitpost@lemmy.world • 2 months ago
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  • @isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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    18•2 months ago

    give me my 30 minutes back

  • @BarrelAgedBoredom@lemm.ee
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    16•2 months ago

    Knees definitely need to be a bit darker. Who the fuck has a thing specifically for knees?

    • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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      10•2 months ago

      I don’t know, but my dad definitely didn’t want to explain this scene to me when I was a kid.

      • @isolatedscotch@discuss.tchncs.de
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        2 months ago

        ok so

        I just watched that and why 2 pairs of knees?

        am I missing the joke?

        • @toynbee@lemmy.world
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          1•2 months ago

          I don’t know.

          My dad explained it to me as “men like long legs” and that’s all the context I have.

          If you figure out more, I’d long to have the context myself. I never really got those movies.

  • @niktemadur@lemmy.world
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    12•2 months ago

    Archeologists: “This was probably for ceremonial use, in fertility rites”.

  • @Ghyste@sh.itjust.works
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    11•2 months ago

    Every time.

  • @Caesium@lemmy.world
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    11•2 months ago

    a friend of mine made a comment about appreciating calves and that threw the whole chat off kilter

  • @AmericanIdiot@lemmy.world
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    9•2 months ago

    Thousands of years developing pattern recognition and we use it for shitposts. Peak evolution

  • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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    4•2 months ago

    Sadaam Hussein is blocking the view

    • @Opisek@lemmy.world
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      2•2 months ago

      Let the man enjoy his front row

      • @daggermoon@lemmy.world
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        1•2 months ago

        but i wanna enjoy hot feet

  • @taiyang@lemmy.world
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    3•2 months ago

    The best part is scrolling my feed for that unexpected conclusion.

  • @flambonkscious@sh.itjust.works
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    2•2 months ago

    Quality crossover

  • @Viskio_Neta_Kafo@lemm.ee
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    2•2 months ago

    Lol this is pretty clever, how he’s hiding there

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