CATCH ME, LORD, CATCH ME!
Should have used a trebuchet
I know which gets better distance, but which throws higher? I’d assume the trebuchet, but it’s possible I’m wrong.
The trebuchet can throw cows over castle walls from a safe enough distance to not worry about direct archery.
Reach out and touch faith.
Isn’t there an Old Testament story where someone is walking down the road and gets back-kicked by an ox or something into then sky and is never seen again, presumed gone to heaven?
They forgot the splat wall! Well you wanna go to Jesus, don’t you? Its 50% faster than splat flooring. Plus its easy to clean.
What on earth are you Babeling about?
What do you mean results may vary?
What on earth is that machine??
That my friend, is an early (roman) catapult. Kind of a transitional siege engine between a giant crossbow and a torsion catapult
A way to deal with the dominionist cult of the US, maybe even their foreign arms too.