I believe that Ronald may be made of asbestos
That’s funny cuz he tastes like lead paint
He clearly started the fire
Maybe. All I know is that Billy Joel and his crew didn’t.
Unrelated to the post, but there’s an updated version of that song from Fall Out Boy: https://youtu.be/2LkVKCWL0U4
Fair warning: nobody asked for it and nobody should listen to it. It’s terrible.
I mean I figured that out when they said Fall Out Boy.
Plus, why would listen to that version when The Hoff did a version? https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IoRUe9xXin4 (It is also awful, but I mean that’s obvious. It’s David Hasselhoff.)
Fall Out Boy slander will not be tolerated
I speak only in great truths.
One of those truths is that two string quartets have thought it was a good idea to cover that song.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=djULDN0aubM
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yD9BaPsHwEc
The correct number, incidentally, is zero string quartets.
I don’t think it’s terrible.
Why do some folks have a [+1] after their names?
Are you using Voyager? That might be the user tags feature that’s counting your upvotes per user. You can toggle it in the settings.
I am, thanks for the info. I just enabled that feature recently and didn’t realize that was part of it. Cheers
Recently, McDonalds announced an initiative to remove all instances of Ronald McDonald from their stores.
So, Ronald McDonald removed all instances of McDonalds from around him.
You’ll be safe under his golden arches
Our Ronald in McHeaven Hallowed be thy fries
Thy kingdom come, burgers well done,
Turns fire into fried hamburgers!
Now everybody’s down at McDonalds, they’re down with Ronald McDonald, and now they’re hitting the bottle and everybody cool.
Ronald the unburnt breaker of diets heir to the French fry throne
Fire cannot kill a dragon
This could become a religion.
It’s so crazy to me which random ass people claiming some connection to divinity get elevated to dios while so many other cheap magicians are discarded.
6 hours before: “This is fine”
So I know a guy who was in a band that had a logo involving a crucified Elvis. He told me he once went down to Tijuana and he saw a guy making the famous velvet paintings and he had a bunch of Elvis and a bunch of Jesus being crucified. So the guy I know asked the painter if he could paint Elvis being crucified. He said he almost got chased to the border by incensed Catholics.
God damn Ronald! Okay okay… I believe in magic.
He’ll always remind me of this: McDonald’s rap
This is in poor taste abd very obvious photo manipulation, Ronald isn’t even sitting on anything.
Fuck walking on water, Ronald can sit on air.
