Nah, I’m gonna give you the full urbanism rant stone-cold sober.
Just as long as you don’t drink and drive. Which I guess you wouldn’t, because fuck cars…but also, maybe don’t get drunk and FUCK cars. Cars can’t give consent!
When I worked in construction all the guys would go out for drinks after work on friday, they’d get shit-faced and then drive themselves home. They made fun of me for refusing to have more than a single drink with them. Some of the guys had already had multiple DUIs.
Years later, I felt vindicated when I learned that sane countries in Europe have zero tolerance for drinking and driving (0.02 BAC limit rather than our 0.08 BAC limit)
Rye whiskey, rye whiskey,
Rye whiskey I cry,
If you don’t give me rye whiskey, surely I’ll die!
Bottoms up!
Thought this was a design for a clip on Jack Daniel’s bottle handle and got excited.