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TLDR: The purpose and capabilities of the satellites are unknown, but they’re being deployed suspiciously close to US surveillance satellites.
*known surveillance satellites
It’s a good thing the US has equipped every satellite with a concealed carry weapon /s
Because of you I imagined a satellite with a small, dedicated hydraulic arm holding a glock.
Maybe satellite location was some of the info Trump sold to the Kremlin.
Soylent news?
IS PEOPLE
Space force, activate!
time to destroy russia
Time to liberate the Russians from themselves.
Maybe get some of that oil. Yaknow, freedom it up.
/s
Dont lose any time. Enlist now and go kill russia
Wtf.
Seeing Russia’s effectiveness in Ukraine the past couple of years, this really doesn’t concern me. Its capabilities are probably more like a battering ram than anything high tech. Even though that can obviously still fuck with our satellites, I highly doubt this is some doomsday weapon we should all be afraid of
I’m less concerned with them being effective and more concerned they’ll fuck up and kick off Kessler Syndrome
On the plus side, we might end up in a Planetes esque future where space garbageman is a lucrative job
